Umm what?

November 26, 2009 - Posted by A Kindergarten Teacher

Webb: Teacher, guess what I saw on TV yesterday?!?!?!
me: What?
Webb: I was watching this thing, and a dude was pregnant!!!
me: Um, a “dude” was pregnant…?
Webb: Yeah, it was gross!!!

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Caitlin: Teacher, I don’t feel good.
me: I’m sorry, can you tell me what part of your body doesn’t feel good?
Caitlin: My booty hurts.

P.S. Thank you for all the comments!! I will post as much as I can! Happy Thanksgiving :)

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2 Comments

  1. Jen Says:

    Teacher to Jemma:
    Jemma if you’re going to do painting you need to wear a smock.

    Jemma to Teacher:
    Yes boss!

    November 26th, 2009
  2. A Kindergarten Teacher Says:

    Haha I love this!! Lately the kids have been calling me “mother” whenever I ask them to do something, it cracks me up.

    November 26th, 2009

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